Don't Poop
In
My Mouth
And Tell Me
It's Raining

 


"What the fuck?  Is this Oklahoma beer?"
"Hey!  I'm from Oklahoma."
"Dude.  Seriously?"
"Me and my whole family are from Oklahoma.  We just escaped to Texas."
"Well, no offense but I've just always kind of thought of Oklahoma like...uh, have you ever been to Crossroads Mall?"
"Yeah."
"We were in the food court one day up from Dallas and I was about to get a bean burrito and my friend came out of the bathroom and was like, 'Dude.  You gotta go in the bathroom.'
I approached.  From the cracked door I could hear all this buzzing and when I opened it, it was like 'ANH, ANH, ANH, ANH!'
Somebody had taken a chunk of shit out of the toilet and used it as tickey-tack to clump on the walls to hang streamers of toilet paper from one side to the other.  And on the back wall somebody had written 'SHIT!', with shit!"
"That's kinda like redneck postmodernism."
"Shut up."
"Fuck yeah! Monday Nitro."
 

 

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